SNOW FOR SALE!

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Plenty of fresh white snow for sale!

It’s never been used, but it is kind of thick

Grab what you want, just take your pick!

Our yard is now gone, its over the trees

Just take it away! (I’m down on my knees).

The price is just right, we’re talkin’ cheap

For the cost of a smile, we’ll give you a heap.

It’s up to the porch, but we’ve cleared a trail,

The discount is deep, it’s quite a sale!

No need for a check book- just bring up your truck

We’ll all help you push, when you get stuck.

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Hurry come quickly, as the prices won’t last

To get the fresh pickins’ you better act fast.

Spring inventory is coming, we need to make room

Under it all, daffodils want to bloom!

I’m tellin’ you cheap, is the cost you will pay...

Just take it, just take it...just take it, away!

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